WIN THE FIRST EVER SHIZZY AWARD!!!!

 Our President is blamed for everything from global warming to the drought in Texas. The person who can come up with the most creative explanation as to how President Obama is responsible for the earthquake on the east coast wins the first ever SHIZZY award. This is the most  unknown coveted award one could ever hope to win. You will have already achieved legendary..... I mean SHIZZENDARY status and bragging rights. Good Luck!!!